i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
when you see a big spider on your desk
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
talkin to ur mom on the phone like
the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard
I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never.
reading the first question on a test you know nothing about