So I've been thinking about life and stuff...

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

weeaboopolice:

talkin to ur mom on the phone like

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meladoodle:

the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard

zuzuhiddles:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

zuzuhiddles:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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